need a sign

[heehaw]

i just ran off another bunch of "salesmen": my driveway is 500ft long, i have got to get a sign that stops solicitors, salesmen, and other uninvited/unwanted visitors. i have checked at all the normal places, wm, lowes, hd and no one has an appropriate sign: in fact none have a simple no solitors sign? i don't want to put up a keep out sign, but it may come to that?
heehaw

 

[BTDT]

"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!"

 

[dbdartman]

"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!"

Sign on the back door of a shop I worked in a few decades ago:

TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED

Hee, good luck in your NO SOLICITORS sign hunt!

 

[MikeD74T]

Get a few bovine leg bones from a butcher, chew them up a little with a chainsaw, & leave them at the end of your driveway with a large "Beware of dogs - stay in your car !!! " sign. MikeD74T

 

[BTDT]

Try W.W. Grainger. I found these on a quick search

Grainger Industrial Supply

 

[Red55]

Heehaw- ck out rob's sign (3rrl) He has pictures posted and goes along the way of informing you that u are now within (shooting) range. Ed

 

[Inspector507]

Make your own......."No soliciting, the dog is gaining too much weight".

 

[MrJimi]

I will suggest a sign that reads
bad dog
or
attack dogs
my wife has a friend that has an ostrich and that is one mean bird
just that should give them a hint

 

[gotcha]

i just ran off another bunch of "salesmen": my driveway is 500ft long, i have got to get a sign that stops solicitors, salesmen, and other uninvited/unwanted visitors. i have checked at all the normal places, wm, lowes, hd and no one has an appropriate sign: in fact none have a simple no solitors sign? i don't want to put up a keep out sign, but it may come to that?
heehaw

I have seen No Solicitors signs about 12 to 14" long by about 2 to 2-1/2" wide color silver/black letters in most every hardware store in the sign area like for sale signs.
The Gotcha Man

 

[Killer_B]

I'm going to take a very unpopular position here and suggest that these folks are generally hard working people who deserve, at very least, a friendly hand shake and a "no thank you, I'm not interested."

The last college kid that came here to sell books was invited to my deck to have a cold drink. Turns out he was an aeronautical engineering student from out west trying to pay for his next year's tuition. I bought nothing from him, but probably brightened his day a bit anyway.

KB