My new Kubota and all the implements

   / My new Kubota and all the implements #1  

bikerdib

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Kubota L4701
Hooray, I can order my new tractor and complete line of implements today. I just got this email this morning.

Quote:

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

IT担 BEEN A WHILE NOW AND I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS IN REGARDS TO THE
DELIVERY AND COLLECTION OF YOUR PAYMENT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF $1,000.000.00USD. I HAVE
LONG EXPECTED TO RECEIVE UPDATE FROM YOU AND TILL DATE NOTHING HAS BEEN HEARD FROM YOU.
AT THIS POINT I WILL LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS WILL BE RETURN AS SOON AS YOU GET
THIS MAIL AND REFUSE TO COMPLY BY THE DEMANDS OF THE DELIVERY CHANNEL, THIS IS BECAUSE WE
DO NOT ENTERTAIN LAXITY AND TO SAY THE TRUTH AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE WAY YOU ARE
LETTING THINGS GO, I BELIEVE IT担 MY DUTY TO PROTECT YOUR INTEREST AS A CLIENT TO US BUT
ON YOUR PART I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE ENTERTAINING LAXITY AND I DON'T LIKE THAT.

I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING WITHIN MY REACH TO MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR FUNDS AND SHOULD
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO IT AS A RESULT OF YOUR INABILITY TO COME UP WITH THE DELIVERY DEMANDS
I SHALL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE OUTCOME.

I BELIEVE YOU NEED YOUR FUNDS BUT IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU WANT IT TO BE DONATED TO THE
CHARITY ORGANIZATION, THEN YOU CAN JUST LET ME KNOW BY COMING UP TO SAY SO, SO I MAY
CONTACT THEM TO PAY THE DEMANDED FEES AND HAVE IT DONATED TO THEM IMMEDIATELY AS AN
ABANDONED FUND,BUT IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN COMPLY WITH THE DEMANDS BY AGREEING TO PAY THE
$250USD UPON THE RECEIPT OF MY EMAIL THEN LET ME KNOW.

CONTACT INFORMATION:

CONTACT NAME: MR RICHARD RICHGATE
CONTACT EMAIL: ffccddservice06@rogers.com


I WILL LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR COMPENSATION FUNDS WILL BE SENT TO YOU THROUGH
COURIER COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE HERE IN MY OFFICE AND AS THE BENEFICIARY. THEREFORE; YOU
ARE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT OF $250USD FOR THE DELIVERY FEE OF YOUR FUNDS WITH THIS PAYMENT
DETAILS BELOW:-
RECIEVERS INFORMATION:

NAME OF RECEIVER: MRS MARIAM MUSA
ADDRESS OF RECEIVERr: 234,western ave, lagos Nigeria.
AMOUNT TO BE SENT: $250USD
TEXT QUESTION: WHAT COLOUR
TEXT ANSWER: BROWN

SENDER INFORMATION:
SENDERS NAME : YOUR NAME
SENDERS ADDRESS: YOUR ADDRESS
MTCN NUMBERS :

I HOWEVER AWAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
REGARDS
ALBERT GUBAY

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   / My new Kubota and all the implements #2  
I get opportunities such as this frequently but my laxity has neer replied :laughing:

Be sure and post photos of the shaft and other stuff you get :D
 
   / My new Kubota and all the implements #3  
Entertaining laxity sounds like what you do before getting a colonoscopy. Of course it sounds like that is what he is trying to do to you.
 
   / My new Kubota and all the implements #4  
Dear Mr. ALBERT GUBAY

It order to speed up this transaction, simply detect the $250 USD delievry fee from the amount due to me. In addition, please keep an additional $100 USD for your efforts.

Thank you,

Bikerdib
 
   / My new Kubota and all the implements #5  
Monster, that'll never work .... you didn't include your bank account info , all passwords , etc:laughing:
 
   / My new Kubota and all the implements #6  
I got a e-mail last week for a JD 4730 to buy for3400.00 if I sent a money gram to the google check out person. gee I lost that machine..... What shallI do?????
 
   / My new Kubota and all the implements #7  
Murphy , welcome to TBN .

Well, you COULD send ME that money and I promise to send you the SAME tractor he had for you !:D Same deal, second chance .
 
   / My new Kubota and all the implements #8  
I thank you for the welcome.... But I wonder how many poor shmucks fell for this crap....Me I would hunt and skin this what-ever and mount it above my barn...
Quote" A great gun is one never to be used" Murph 12-1-11
 
   / My new Kubota and all the implements #9  
!He's from Nigeria . I'm convincedthere is something in the Nigerian culture that endsiin problems....every time!

Yes that's not PC. It's based on experience with 10 or so Nigerians over a number of years. EVERY ONE WAS BAD NEWS. I've experience with whites , blacks ,hispanic, Indians, orientals, British, Lebanese, gays , straights, male, female, disabled... you nane it... as coworker, manager, employee. For those populations, the BAD NEWS folks are about evenly distributed , about 5% or less.

That's no reason to be biased.

The 100% Nigerian sample = bad news makes me biased, :confused2:
 
   / My new Kubota and all the implements
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#10  
OK, I sent the $250 this morning. I'll be sure and post pics of the new equipment as soon as I buy it. I'm so happy I could just scream!!!

I already told laxity I can't be the source of entertainment anymore.
 

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