My dogs killed neighbors chicken

[TomSeller]

What do you get when you cross a neighbor lady, a dog and a chicken?

I give up. Been trying to figure this out.

 

[J F]

What do you get when you cross a neighbor lady, a dog and a chicken?

 

[TomSeller]

What do you get when you cross a neighbor lady, a dog and a chicken?

Oh I know. You get Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Wears Bizarre Chicken Mask in Berlin

 

[Soundguy]

how is she doing?

the nurses actually had her uprigth and walking a few minutes this am.

without going into the thick of it. it was a couple days of major surgery.

so far so good.

 

[Jstpssng]

Praying that she's back up and dancing soon.

 

[jimpen]

Well, we found out Ellen was really a rooster.

Are you sure she isn't a capon? :chicken:

:umbrella-guy:

 

[Pixguy]

Are you sure she isn't a capon? :chicken:

:umbrella-guy:

No, but I'll let you do the honors and check. :doctor:

 

[Sigarms]

Oh I know. You get Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Wears Bizarre Chicken Mask in Berlin

She wouldn't last 5 minutes in my yard wearing her meat dress

 

[TomSeller]

She wouldn't last 5 minutes in my yard wearing her meat dress

Uh oh. Is there a risqué section of TBN to put this thread in?

 

[TomSeller]

the nurses actually had her uprigth and walking a few minutes this am.

without going into the thick of it. it was a couple days of major surgery.

so far so good.

It is good to hear that she is doing well and I am sure she will have a speedy recovery. Take care.

 

[Happy Gilmore]

I give up. Been trying to figure this out.

An OP who wishes he never shared his story and hours of TBN reading. I was gonna post something witty, but decided I better keep it to myself.

:ashamed:

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Well, we found out Ellen was really a rooster.

Dude, you are so bad...

 

[jimpen]

An OP who wishes he never shared his story and hours of TBN reading. I was gonna post something witty, but decided I better keep it to myself. :ashamed:

Why not post something witty.

 

[TomSeller]

Why not post something witty.

Agree. Witty is good. Witty Gilmore

 

[Happy Gilmore]

I'll let you guys give it a shot, if we keep it going for a year or so maybe the OP will post a follow up

 

[DarkBlack]

I'll let you guys give it a shot, if we keep it going for a year or so maybe the OP will post a follow up

I think the OP had the intentions to just stir the TBN pot and stand back and watch the reaction...

 

[Jstpssng]

I think the OP had the intentions to just stir the TBN pot and stand back and watch the reaction...

Could be. On the other hand, most of the important things are said within the first 24 hours of any thread; then we start having fun. Perhaps he has other things to do?

 

[Happy Gilmore]

He could still be on his honeymoon with the neighbor lady or picking up and moving chicken carcasses.

 

[rsallen]

Or still trying to learn to pluck a chicken instead of throwing it away.

 

[Happy Gilmore]

Ohhhhh chicken boy, come out come out wherever you are