More Musings and Random Ramblings

[milkman636]

passing thoughts and conclusions...:

Now that I've lived through an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of naked, fat people laying on couches....!

I recently bought a toilet brush...long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper...!

This laugh made the internet worth connecting to today.

 

[Diggin It]

I only have one position on which I'm very firm. I just haven't figured out which one.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

passing thoughts and conclusions...:

Now that I've lived through an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of naked, fat people laying on couches....!

I recently bought a toilet brush...long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper...!

With all of the antiseptic wipes, hand disinfectant, lysol spray, Clorox cleaner that I have rubbed all over my hands been exposed to, and all of the Zinc, Vitamin C an such we've been exposed to, we now have self cleaning toilet bowls.

 

[/pine]

When I was in college we pulled a prank on the campus cops by releasing three goats marked #1, #2, and #4, They spent all week looking for #3...!!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

When I was in college we pulled a prank on the campus cops by releasing three goats marked #1, #2, and #4, They spent all week looking for #3...!!

I love it!

 

[/pine]

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity...

 

[milkman636]

A farting horse will never tire, and a farting man is the one to hire.

 

[MossRoad]

Wind from the North
Do not go forth
Wind from the South
Blows the hook in their mouth
Wind from the East
Fish bite the least
Wind form the West
Fish bite the best

 

[Xfaxman]

I didn't plan to do much of anything today, but by noon I was half done.

 

[/pine]

A new restaurant opened in town...it's called Karma...there's no menu you just get what you deserve...!