More Meeting Madness

[Wingnut]

Besides BuzzWord Bingo (previously outlined on this forum) ... here's another way to relieve the tedium of enforced meetings:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K (8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11) = 98%

K N O W L E D G E (11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5) = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E (1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5) = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T (2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20) = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but ******** will put you over the top!

ok ... time to leave my office and get some tractor seat time ... sun is shining and being inside sucks ... and my taxes are FINALLY done.

 

[Mrwurm]

That was so good, I'm printing it and sending it to my boss on Monday.
Jerry

 

[Bob_Trevithick]

Mind if I steal this, Wingnut? /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[Wingnut]

I didn't invent it ... got it from my banker brother-in-=law ... steal away (not often you get anything free from a bank!)

wingnut