5030
Epic Contributor
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2003
- Messages
- 26,992
- Location
- SE Michigan in the middle of nowhere
- Tractor
- Kubota M9000 HDCC3 M9000 HDC
Hay + manure burns with a subtle, inquisitive, alluring and sensuous smell that stimulates the old factories. Kinda like burning cork. I recommend it for all attempts at displeasing, warning, and terrorizing your ungrateful neighbors. The smoke alone is a richly rewarding and satisfying presence (in the right wind direction, of course !). Adding some diesel, old roofing shingles and some plastic gives it an additional aroma not commonly appreciated by the many. An old tire carcass can provide a truly 5G communication experience, too.
Old tires (not steel belted) and old roofing work, but only after the sun goes down so no one can see the unburned hydrocarbons, just smell them.... Besides, roasting tires in the daytime is sure to bring out the volunteer fire department.
Myself, I find a nasty damp old moldy round bale to be a sufficient deterrent to whining about the smell of fresh cattle dung, spread on a fallow field. Sure beats anhydrous stink.
Actually, only had to do that one time. Some city folk bought the place down the road and I own the field next to their lot and I spread cattle manure in the field and before I could chisel it in they were on the phone whining about the stink so I gave them something to really whine about. Never heard a peep after that.
Like Paul Harvey used to say.... 'now you know the rest of the story'.
Think if I had some moldy squares, I'd set them aside and in the spring, plant potato starts and pumpkin seeds in the bales, cucumbers and green beans too. Lady down the way grows her entire garden in moldy hay and straw bales, grows some very nice vegetables too.