Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

/ Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #61  
She is sooooo ugly............
 
/ Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #62  
Her mama had to tie a poke chop round her neck to get the dawg to play wit her....
 
/ Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #63  
/ Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #66  
I take a man for his word. He saw her picture and responded with "poke". "Poke" must have been a subconscious variation of what he thought he was saying.

Sorry Robertbrown, I call it like I see it,
 
/ Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #67  
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

You guys are a hoot.

I needed a hoot too. Just got back inside from splitting 1/3 a cord of firewood and then paid the bills for the first time in 2014. Not sure which hurts more? Splitting a 1/3 cord of firewood by hand or paying the bills? :confused3::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Its the bills. :D:D:D

Course, it is less painful to pay the bills than not pay the bills. :):):)

Y'all need to keep on being funny though. Thursday or Friday I have to pay my property taxes. :shocked::eek::( <groan>

Later,
Dan
 
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/ Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel
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#70  
We might have a runner up here. A man apparently gave his wife a filet knife for Christmas and story says she tried to filet him with it. No mention of beer being involved .

Man Stabbed with Knife He Gave*Girlfriend*for Christmas

This is a perfect example of why folks should pay attention to economists -- exchanging Christmas gifts rather than cash (or gift cards) results in a deadweight loss to society.;) See The Economics of Wasteful Spending: The Deadweight Loss of Christmas | The Business Desk with Paul Solman | PBS NewsHour | PBS.

Steve
 
/ Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #71  
It wasn't the wife, it was the girlfriend; we must pay attention to details in these situations, the info could prove useful in our own lives, or attempts on same by 'wacko women'!
 

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