Life advice, from unlikely sources.

[tradosaurus]

 

[dodge man]

Some good advice given in coach Jimmy V’s final speech.

 

[KennyG]

The guy we bought our house from had a wife and three daughters and one bathroom. He said there's a back door on the garage and a 55 gallon drum that nothing grows around for a reason.

I knew a man who worked at the LBJ ranch in Texas. LBJ was always a country boy. The master bedroom has a door to a patio. Lady Bird has some plants there that never seemed to grow well. After LBJ died, they flourished. She never understood why.

 

[MossRoad]

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He was one of my dad's high school teachers. I met him when I was maybe 6 years old after a UCLA VS Notre Dame basketball game. He stopped and talked to my dad for a bit. I had no clue who he was at the time.

 

[rontaki]

From an old movie.

"I'll deal with it tomorrow".

Never put off 'till tomorrow what you can put off untill the next day.
Confuseious

 

[garry1p]

I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man with no feet.

 

[RSKY]

The more up to date and realistic opposite to that statement is:
"Never raise another man's kids. You will always come last."

I will agree. But the uncle gave his advice in front of a large group of my older relatives. It was embarrassing to me and that was his intent.

RSKY

 

[bcp]

You always find things in the last place you look, so look there first.

Bruce

 

[RSKY]

Home is not where you lay your head at night.

Home is who lays their head beside yours.

RSKY

 

[MossRoad]

,,,

Home is who lays their head beside yours.

RSKY

That would be a cat...