CajunRider
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The Kioti devil went down to Louisiana, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this Cajun rasslin' with wrenches and cussin' in the heat.
And the devil jumped upon a cypress stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a tractor owner too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you're ratchetin' some good wrenches, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fuel tank made of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Cajun and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Cajun you lube up your rachet and turn your sockets hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Louisiana and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fuel tank made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The Kioti devil turned on his computer and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he loaded up his pricing app.
And he hit the enter key and the computer made an evil hiss of $687.
Then a band of discount demons joined in and it sounded something like $500.
When the devil finished, Cajun said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the Lincoln tombstone welder.
Tinker with scrap metal in the heap in back of the shop.
A snippin' and a cuttin'.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fuel tank on the ground at Cajun's feet.
Cajun said: "Devil just take it back cuz I only need real machined parts.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."
And he fires on the Lincoln tombstone welder.
Tinker with scrap metal in the heap in back of the shop.
A snippin' and a cuttin'..
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this Cajun rasslin' with wrenches and cussin' in the heat.
And the devil jumped upon a cypress stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a tractor owner too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you're ratchetin' some good wrenches, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fuel tank made of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Cajun and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Cajun you lube up your rachet and turn your sockets hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Louisiana and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fuel tank made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The Kioti devil turned on his computer and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he loaded up his pricing app.
And he hit the enter key and the computer made an evil hiss of $687.
Then a band of discount demons joined in and it sounded something like $500.
When the devil finished, Cajun said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the Lincoln tombstone welder.
Tinker with scrap metal in the heap in back of the shop.
A snippin' and a cuttin'.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fuel tank on the ground at Cajun's feet.
Cajun said: "Devil just take it back cuz I only need real machined parts.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."
And he fires on the Lincoln tombstone welder.
Tinker with scrap metal in the heap in back of the shop.
A snippin' and a cuttin'..
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
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