JD vs Kubota

[jd2305cd]

Just curious to hear some of the sayings when comparing the two.. I know there has to be some good ones..

Example - FORD - found on road dead
Example - GMC - Gay mens club

etc...

(Its all in fun, don't take it personally) Just need some ammo to give my friends some crap...

 

[two-socks]

Nothing runs like a Deere because it's always chasing a Kubota.

 

[phyxer]

F O R D backwards is: Driver Returns On Foot!! And I am a hardcore FORD guy but I like that one anyways.

Troy

 

[WH401]

My personal Ford favorite, "Ford Owners Recommend Dodge"

 

[LD1]

Nothing runs like a Deere because it's always chasing a Kubota.

Shouldn't it be "Nothing runs like a Deere being chased by a Kubota"

 

[LBrown59]

Just curious to hear some of the sayings when comparing the two.. I know there has to be some good ones..


Example - GMC - Gay mens club

I came up with a better one than that for GMC over 50 years ago.
G
M
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You all wil have to figure it out for yourselves cause I can't post it here.

 

[Kubota-guy1911]

I drive a 2008 GMC Sierra but I always heard:

Got Mechanic Comin'.

kj

 

[foggy1111]

GMC Giant Mountain Climbers

GMC God's Mechanical Curse

Ford Fix Or Repair Daily

Sorry dont know any Kubota or John Deere names.

 

[Mike Costello]

This is an old one for Ford: Found On Road Dead
Or this: First On Race Day

 

[vtcatrules]

F---ing Old Rundown Dodge
General Mess-of Crap