itsmecindi
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Jamie\'s back...
My son Jake's best friend and partner in crime....he's been gone for a month to Michigan on a fishing expidition. This boy is a trip. Some of you might remember him from 'the mushroom boy' story. This morning he and Jake are going hunting out back and Jake has his 20 ga and Jamie says...
"That's about like the gun that man was goin' to shoot me with..."
"Huh? What? Why?" I say
"For buryin' fish guts in his garden." Chuckle chuckle.
I had this picture of him sneaking into some stranger's garden in the middle of the night burying fish by products.
"Well why did you bury them in his garden and not somewhere else?"
"Cause that's where he told me to bury them!"
"Wait a minute, who was this person?"
"He was the guy I was stayin' with."
"Well if he told you to bury them there, then why did he get mad at you?"
"I was watching him and he was messin' with his tomatoes and just a gaggin'' Chuckle chuckle again.
"Yeah but why....I mean, he TOLD you to bury them there you said."
"Yeah, but he told me to bury them a foot deep so he wouldn't have to smell them."
"Well.... why didn't you do that?"
"I did! The bottom of the hole was a foot deep. But the top of the hole was only a few inches under the surface, and there was a lot of fish guts."
I didn't say anything for a few minutes, then...
"Jamie I haven't had my coffee yet."
"Won't me to go away, outside or something?" Grin.
"If ya don't mind, at least until I've had my coffee."
Whew. This boy's 'slant on life' runs parallel with the ground. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
My son Jake's best friend and partner in crime....he's been gone for a month to Michigan on a fishing expidition. This boy is a trip. Some of you might remember him from 'the mushroom boy' story. This morning he and Jake are going hunting out back and Jake has his 20 ga and Jamie says...
"That's about like the gun that man was goin' to shoot me with..."
"Huh? What? Why?" I say
"For buryin' fish guts in his garden." Chuckle chuckle.
I had this picture of him sneaking into some stranger's garden in the middle of the night burying fish by products.
"Well why did you bury them in his garden and not somewhere else?"
"Cause that's where he told me to bury them!"
"Wait a minute, who was this person?"
"He was the guy I was stayin' with."
"Well if he told you to bury them there, then why did he get mad at you?"
"I was watching him and he was messin' with his tomatoes and just a gaggin'' Chuckle chuckle again.
"Yeah but why....I mean, he TOLD you to bury them there you said."
"Yeah, but he told me to bury them a foot deep so he wouldn't have to smell them."
"Well.... why didn't you do that?"
"I did! The bottom of the hole was a foot deep. But the top of the hole was only a few inches under the surface, and there was a lot of fish guts."
I didn't say anything for a few minutes, then...
"Jamie I haven't had my coffee yet."
"Won't me to go away, outside or something?" Grin.
"If ya don't mind, at least until I've had my coffee."
Whew. This boy's 'slant on life' runs parallel with the ground. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
