James I need a little help!

[RobertBrown]

Sounds like an excellent oppourtunity to ...... bargain for favors ...if you will.
Please pass the super glue...thank you very much :shocked:

 

[ustmd]

If my wife found out that I had shared that story, I would wake up the next morning with my manhood super glued to my leg.

 

[bullbreaker]

I knew the new big pretty shed was'nt for the Kioti post a pic of your cott you keep in there when you can !

Boone

 

[creekbend]

Re: To the OP. You didn't mention killing Cock Roaches or Snakes. Just a thought.

 

[deepNdirt]

Ha! funny but I can relate to it, I recieved this the other day, thought it was funny, But no way I could get by with saying it,

...................................................................................................................................
Went shopping with Grumpy at our local supermarket.

I pick up a case of Budweiser and put it in the cart.

''What do you think you're doing''she said.

''They're on sale only $10 for 24 beers''I said.

''Put them back we can't afford them''she said
and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles further she pick up a $20 jar of
face cream and put it in the basket.

''What are you doing'' I said.

''It's my face cream.It make me look beautiful''

I said to her,''So does 24 can of Budweiser,and
it's half the price.

He didn't get by with it either ....... Man down on isle 5

 

[murphy1244]

That's funny.

 

[Clint S]

The "super glue" we is every day is very close to to the medical grade glue used glue skin together. I myself have used it to glue a few cuts open over the years. I have also accidentally glued my fingers together and several things to my fingers as I use it tying fishing flies.

 

[creekbend]

Ha! funny but I can relate to it, I recieved this the other day, thought it was funny, But no way I could get by with saying it,

...................................................................................................................................
Went shopping with Grumpy at our local supermarket.

I pick up a case of Budweiser and put it in the cart.

''What do you think you're doing''she said.

''They're on sale only $10 for 24 beers''I said.

''Put them back we can't afford them''she said
and we carried on shopping.

A few aisles further she pick up a $20 jar of
face cream and put it in the basket.

''What are you doing'' I said.

''It's my face cream.It make me look beautiful''

I said to her,''So does 24 can of Budweiser,and
it's half the price.

He didn't get by with it either ....... Man down on isle 5

That made me chuckle. Thanks for posting.

 

[k0ua]

I knew the new big pretty shed was'nt for the Kioti post a pic of your cott you keep in there when you can !

Boone

After I got her unglued, she said, "are you going to post this on TBN?" I said. uh huh... She takes these things pretty well.. Hey the shed is nice. but kinda damp with a gravel floor and unheated. And yesterday around here was a cold raw windy day.

 

[Soundguy]

don't knock it.. could be worse right?