Investment advice

/ Investment advice #1  

turnkey4099

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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

I knew I was doing something right.

Harry K
 
/ Investment advice #3  
<font color=blue>"drink heavily"</font color=blue>

That was the same advice I was given early in my marriage... by my father-in-law. /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif TRUE story!
 

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