I was warned: DON'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

[PineRidge]

I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

Today was a crazy shipping day around here at the ranch and as a result we had 5 gals working here including my wife. As they passed through my office one by one shortly after noon I handed each a piece of paper and told them each that I could read their fortune if they signed just their first name on the paper. Then I handed them each one of those ink pens that gives you an electrical shock when you press the button to work the ballpoint pen.

The results varied among all 5 gals but it looked something like this. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif You get the picture.....

20 minutes later I noticed that it was a lot quieter around here and got a bit concerned. Then when I went out to hop on the 40D this is what I found.

They even filled the fingers of my work gloves with stuffed paper.

I heard one of the gals shout as I drove off, "Don't mess with the women!" OK, OK, maybe I did have that one coming to me........ /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[beenthere]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

They were kind. Looks like there is still air in the tires, and the lights are not broken out.
And you probably still better watch your backside, as they may not be done yet.
/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[sonofczechgun]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

Nice story, thanks, Mike.

Prokop

 

[MadDog]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

Did they egg your tractor seat? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I'd also be real careful about any snacks that they offer you...

 

[Unclebuck257]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

Just thank your lucky stars they weren't five Texas gals!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[_RaT_]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

Oh yeah baby, sleep with one eye open. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[riptides]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

Just check your tank for diesel.

-Mike Z. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[billbill1]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

Mike, Mike, Mike?! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[Richard]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

That is toooo funny

 

[RickS]

Re: I was warned: DON\'T MESS WITH THE WOMEN!

Wasn't it Willie Nelson whose (ex-) wife sewed him up in his bed sheets and beat him with a broom handle after he kept coming home drunk?/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif