I want chickens.....But....

   / I want chickens.....But.... #41  
Well,if you feel sorry for them[and every one does,even if they got a nice house and outdoor pen] and let them out,they poop every where,they eat anything[than you eat the eggs],they dig big holes to wallow in,they climb up on your outdoor stuff,[and than,yep,poop somemore].

You can buy eggs cheaper than feeding them,when they get old,their eggs are not fit to eat,and they themselfs are to tough to eat.

I could go on.

True story,when I was about 14-15,me and my buddy,[both starved for intertainment],and by the way both familys always had chickens,everybody did than,where I was raised anyways.Used to go up a hollow where these people lived,they didn't have electricity nor phone,[except the old crank kind that they could now only talk to two people on].

They got their water from an outside well,[with one of those water bailer things,and wash water from a spring using a gas motor powered washer,etc,etc,
They had a retarded daughter,and the old man eyes were looking at two directions at once[one eye pointed left]..[just setting the sceen here]
Now we was poor too,but battleing to get into the 20th century anyways.

Anyways,me and my buddy every now and than would walk the mile or two up the hollar to where they lived in the evenings,and when we got there,it was a little come out and set on the pourch get together,the old cross eyed man,the old woman,the young guy who was his self pretty strange and the retarded daughter[no its not that kinda story],The old man would always bring out his battery operated record player with same 3-4 records and there we sat.

Now the highlight of this show was when the old man started coughing[had a lung condition of some sort]. Me and my buddy would than know the grand finaly was at hand.

They of course had chickens,and when the old man started harking up a big glob,it was like my grandma calling the chickens with,chick,chick,chick.

Than he would spit out a big glob,right at the chickens[cause they knew where it was going to land] and man they fought over that glob,just like throwing a handfull of worms out to them[remember,these chickens were loose all the time,plenty of stuff for them to eat,but guess they considered this desert].
After that it was about dark,and show was over,and me and my buddy said goodbye and walked home.
 
   / I want chickens.....But.... #42  
Some things you just can't un-see. Other things you just can't un-read. This is one of those cases, I'm afraid.
 
   / I want chickens.....But.... #43  
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   / I want chickens.....But.... #44  
Note to self: Avoid asking people for details on WHY.
 
   / I want chickens.....But.... #45  
Chickens aren't that hard. Probably less efficient than buying at the store, although if you sell some eggs, and were buying organic eggs from the store you can start to make a case. I do it because I wanted to and I wanted to know where my food was coming from. Depending on your weather, you just need an enclosed area for them to sleep that is warm enough. Then just provide food and water and collect eggs. If you want to "play" with them, just start from when they are little and its no problem. You can order day old chicks online, or you can buy them this time of year at your local feed store. I have three, and don't worry about leaving for days at a time if I need to, just fill up the food and water before I go and its no problem. Its all up to you how hard or easy you want it to be. Oh yeah, I am in a very suburban area, my lot is only 40x120. Check your local regs first.
 
   / I want chickens.....But.... #46  
Where's the pictures? :)
 
   / I want chickens.....But.... #47  
You think chickens are dirty and will eat anything. Well think again, hogs will eat anything, yuck.

Mine ran the yard, I really didn't have much of a problem with them getting on the porches or patio area. They much prefer a raised building we have and they get under it and scratch and just plain enjoy the dirt under it. They would make rounds of the yard eating all the bugs. I like them and plan on getting more.

And please I have a mentally challenged daughter and stories like that kind of hurt. I just can't find it funny, sorry.
 
   / I want chickens.....But.... #48  
We used to have a hog every year,but they wasn't a free range type hog,keep them in a pen,and its dirty in the pen,plus a hog roots all the time,so,you can't really tell what they are eating,but they ain't no dirtier than a chicken.[in what they eat anyways].

Didn't mean any offence to mentally challenged people,cross eyed people,hillbillys,etc,just telling a true story about chickens.

Heres another one,I had this fighting rooster one time,he got so mean he put two holes in my moms leg,he would attack anything that moved and started killing non fighting chicken hens,so he had to go. I shot him in the head and was going to just throw him over the hill but my mom wouldn't hear of it,being its food,she plucked it and dressed it and put it in a big pot of boiling water,the longer it boiled the tougher it got,meat turned blue. Mom finally gave up after 3-4 hours and I than threw it over hill.
 
   / I want chickens.....But.... #49  
I know this is silly but when it gets below freezing I put a little electric heater in the hen house. Tonight supposed to get real cold so I put it out there for my one old hen I have left. Hubby would laugh if he knew.:eek:
 
   / I want chickens.....But.... #50  
It doesn't get cold enough anywhere near Houston for chickens to need a heater. I provided mine with no heat all winter long (except for a heated waterer, which was for my convenience) and they did just fine. We had a week in January where the highs never got above single digits. My chickens seemed happy enough in their uninsulated coop.

That said, I'm sure yours do appreciate the extra heat.
 

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