I hate to bring this up, BUT

[njrqs]

OH
MY
GOD

Now this is a true strory.

Just yesterday while at the optometrist getting my new glasses (yes I had them on - So yes I could see), A guy walks in with a 12-pack of some sort of masking tape or something.

He chats to the receptionist who TRADES his 12-pack for another 12-pack, presumably of different tape.

Now once again, this is a true story and it had me wondering "What the hell was that all about"

But now I have read this post, I know exactly what was going on.

Scary /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

 

[genelp]

I'LL GIVE UP MY DUCT TAPE WHEN THEY PRY uh.... UNSTICK IT FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS!

Gene

 

[Harv]

<font color=blue>You mean I shoudn't be allowed to purchase duct tape to hold my pants togther???</font color=blue>

I sure hope that's not the case, Egon. Last year I posted a picture of me and my mom, and if the feds lay eyes on it, I'll be checking into the graybar hotel real soon.

See attachment.

 

[TresCrows]

They will have to pry my duct tape from my cold dead fingers. It is those liberal democrats schemeing as always to infringe upon my liberty to use duct tape as I see fit. Now we will have to get a license to conceal duct tape and attend duct tape safety classes before one will be able to purchase the sticky stuff. Please, just do it for the children and the animals too. J

 

[Egon]

Harv:
After posting that picture again it is obvious your next post will be from a Government Institution!!!

Egon

 

[looch]

No, there's no sarcasm on this board /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif.

Dozernut, "D.A.F.T." - I love it /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif.

 

[gws]

assult duck tape. WE MUST HAVE regulations.

I guess they will have to DE-MIL the duck tape I get at the army surplus center now. Cut it into 3inch strips...

 

[bpence]

A famous American said it best: "Give me duct tape or give me death."

 

[Gary_in_Indiana]

Red Green and the gang up at Possum Lodge must be so happy they're up in Canada.

'Quando Omni Flunkus Moratati'

 

[Frank_Mulligan]

The girls were 16 and 17, out at 1:am at some 'Lover's Lane' spot? Where are the parents? My daughter's NOT staying out that late when she gets to that age! (I say now/w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif).