Hurt my foot and need some help!!!

[RDrancher]

I re-injured it when I booted the last guy that asked me. Required surgery to remove it from his butt, and if you think I look bad on crutches, you oughta see him in his modified wheelchair!

I had to laugh at that one. I've had joint replacement in both of my big toes. The story I used when I was asked is remarkably close to yours!

 

[jaotguy]

shark bite

piranhas in the lake, ate the horse and part of your foot before you could get off it...

sliced the 6th toe off when the Axe slipped cutting wood ....

 

[texasjohn]

Hit with hammer while holding nail.

Prehensile toe lost grip on knife while skinning a hog.

 

[jerrybob]

Tell whoever asks.....to put a twenty dollar bill between your toes.......cause your foot is "broke.":thumbsup:

 

[stuckmotor]

You got into a fight with your paw and he came up with a knife and cut off a piece of your foot.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

You got into a fight with your paw and he came up with a knife and cut off a piece of your foot.

Johnny Cash can relate...

 

[DLTTrekkers]

Croc hunting in Australia