How to keep the bear cool?
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Thanks for an enjoyable read. That was pretty neat.
RayH
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"How to keep the BEAR cool" ?????????
This thread wasnt nearly as interesting (or informative) as I thought it would be before I opened it.
This thread wasnt nearly as interesting (or informative) as I thought it would be before I opened it.
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czechsonofagun
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RayH said:
LOL! I am a foreigner, I don't know english, I just use it
RayH
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czechsonofagun said:LOL! I am a foreigner, I don't know english, I just use it
English is a pain in the butt isnt it. I was born here and I still have problems. You're doing very well, No offense meant, I'm just messing around with you
Egon
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Don't mess with a Czech!
He may show up with a truck load of Homeland Beer and you will be forced to help him drink it
He may show up with a truck load of Homeland Beer and you will be forced to help him drink it
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czechsonofagun
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Egon said:Don't mess with a Czech!
He may show up with a truck load of Homeland Beer and you will be forced to help him drink it
Now there is an idea
jdbower
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Speaking of Czechs and bears...
A lawyer who fancied himself a big game hunter went to Alaska to hunt for bear. When he gets there he hires a Czech guide who takes him to a local grizzly hunting grounds and they spot a huge male who charges them. The gun jams and the bear swallows the guide whole. The lawyer runs off and finds a park ranger with a rifle. Hoping he can save the guide he takes the ranger to the spot where he found the bear and they see both a male and a female. The ranger asks the lawyer which one ate the hunter and the lawyer says it was the male. The ranger promptly shoots the female and the male runs off. The lawyer's confused and demands to know why he shot the wrong bear. Honestly, would *you* believe a lawyer who says the Czech is in the male?
A lawyer who fancied himself a big game hunter went to Alaska to hunt for bear. When he gets there he hires a Czech guide who takes him to a local grizzly hunting grounds and they spot a huge male who charges them. The gun jams and the bear swallows the guide whole. The lawyer runs off and finds a park ranger with a rifle. Hoping he can save the guide he takes the ranger to the spot where he found the bear and they see both a male and a female. The ranger asks the lawyer which one ate the hunter and the lawyer says it was the male. The ranger promptly shoots the female and the male runs off. The lawyer's confused and demands to know why he shot the wrong bear. Honestly, would *you* believe a lawyer who says the Czech is in the male?