Bill, up in the Ozarks they sell their corn by the gallon, not by the bushel.
Bird, I have too. One ole boy had burmuda grass trying to pass it off as the real stuff.
By the way, Jim, I've never been to the Ozark Folk Center, but I did spend an enjoyable week at Dogpatch USA in '75. We had a Northwestern University Traffic Institute alumni seminar there. I was sorry to learn that it was closed and abandoned.