Groan 3; the Sequel

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I read a story not so long ago, it was about the last guy on the right - the one with the bottle. Not surprising, he was from Slovakia. As far as I remember the story, he went back home and lived the rest of his life there.
 

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The meme below reminds me of the answer on Amazon to a question about a particular garbage disposal I was looking at to install for my daughter. The question was whether a garbage disposal could be hooked up to a toilet. The answer was "Lady, if you need a garbage disposal for your toilet, you need to change your diet."
 

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I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield… the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.
 
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