Groan 3; the Sequel

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A man went to his lawyer and said "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it."

The lawyer says "No problem, leave it all to me".

The man looks somewhat upset ... "Well I knew you were going to take the biggest slice, but I'd like to leave a little to my children too!
 
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A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer.
"Don't go," he yelled at the screen.
"Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!"
His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
 
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We ran out of toilet paper, and we're using lettuce leaves. We're on the tip of the icerberg today; tomorrow romains to be seen.
 
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