Groan 3; the Sequel

[i7win7]

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

 

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[2LaneCruzer]

Little Johnny's class was writing a theme about interesting things they experienced during the Summer. Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "Miss Grundy, how do you spell "whoom"?

Miss Grudy: "You mean like a mother's womb, where new life is conceived, nurtured and protected until it is born into this world one of God's miraculous creations?"

Little Johnny: "No, i mean 'Whoom'...like an elephant's fart...'Whoom'!"

 

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