^^ I've been on a few flights where being sucked out of the plane @30K ft seemed preferable to the being locked in with the gas passer for another 4 hours.
^^ I've been on a few flights where being sucked out of the plane @30K ft seemed preferable to the being locked in with the gas passer for another 4 hours.
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy" the child said to her mother.
Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."