Groan 3; the Sequel

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   / Groan 3; the Sequel #551  
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.
Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
"What wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
 
   / Groan 3; the Sequel #552  
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   / Groan 3; the Sequel #558  
A wife asks her husband, "Could you
please go shopping for me and buy one
carton of milk and if they have
avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes
back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks: "Why did you buy 6
cartons of milk?"
He said: "They had avocados."
 
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