Interviewer: What do you think is your greatest weakness?
Old Man: Honesty.
Interviewer: Well, I don't think that is a weakness.
Old Man: I don't give a $%#* what you think.
Police officer pulled this guy over for speeding and told him that his eyes were bloodshot, and asked him if he'd been drinking. The guy said "Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"