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   / ?????? GROAN 2 #912  
I want to divorce my wife."
"On what grounds?"
"She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar."
"Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?"
"No, she is looking for me."
 
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Judy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow.
"Ooh," said the presenter. "This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks," said Judy.
 
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She made bad whiskey, but he loved her still.
 
   / ?????? GROAN 2 #918  
Our cops are tough, a dog gave birth and they cited it for littering.
 
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