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Frankenkubota
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me too. Alta Utah ski area, lost.
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I came across these quotes when reading a story.
An old man went in to see his doctor for his annual checkup and took along a pic of his new bride. He was telling the doctor he had just gotten married to this beautiful 23 yr old model and showed the doc the pic of his 36-23-36 fashion model bride. The doctor told the old guy that too much sex could be deadly. The old man looked at the doctor and smiled and said, "Well doc, if she dies, she dies". George Burns I believe.
A 65 year old man shows up to his country club with an absolute perfect 21 year old and introduces her as his new wife. All his friends say, how did you land such a perfect 10. The old mans says, "I lied about my age" They say, did you tell her you were 50 He said, no 80
Being 70 and trying to somewhat stay in shape, I was at the gym the other day, and this gorgeous 28year old was on the treadmill next to me. I asked the trainer what machine I should use to impress her. He told me the ATM in the hallway.
An old man went in to see his doctor for his annual checkup and took along a pic of his new bride. He was telling the doctor he had just gotten married to this beautiful 23 yr old model and showed the doc the pic of his 36-23-36 fashion model bride. The doctor told the old guy that too much sex could be deadly. The old man looked at the doctor and smiled and said, "Well doc, if she dies, she dies". George Burns I believe.
A 65 year old man shows up to his country club with an absolute perfect 21 year old and introduces her as his new wife. All his friends say, how did you land such a perfect 10. The old mans says, "I lied about my age" They say, did you tell her you were 50 He said, no 80
Being 70 and trying to somewhat stay in shape, I was at the gym the other day, and this gorgeous 28year old was on the treadmill next to me. I asked the trainer what machine I should use to impress her. He told me the ATM in the hallway.
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The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.” “But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”
A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.” “But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”
i7win7
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My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ..... Smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week".
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .......... You could learn a lot from him".
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,"That's once a day .. You could REALLY learn something from this one".
I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow".
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say I should eventually make a full recovery.
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ..... Smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week".
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .......... You could learn a lot from him".
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said:
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,"That's once a day .. You could REALLY learn something from this one".
I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow".
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say I should eventually make a full recovery.
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lots of great skiing around salt lake cityAlta was my favorite ski resort back in the 80’s. We would mostly ski Brighton because is was a couple bucks cheaper. You must have tried one of Back Diamond trails? lol!
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