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This one took a little thought process.

 

[i7win7]

A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me. And I said, If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.

 

[i7win7]

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

 

[i7win7]

I may not be around in 2084...
But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!

 

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[i7win7]

A trucker would call this an owner-operator

 

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Our friends in Australia.

Found the article - must read

Western Australian teen rides bike home and makes breakfast after being bitten by shark

A Western Australian teen coolly rode his bike home and made breakfast after being bitten by a shark today.

www.9news.com.au

 

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