i7win7
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Redneck fix-a-flat
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i7win7
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Suppose it's a Golf cart
Pixguy
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Wife: I have a bag of used clothing I would like to donate.
Husband: why not just throw them in the trash? that is much easier.
Wife: But their are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.
Husband: Honey, who ever fits into your clothes is far from starving.
HUSBAND IS RECOVERING FROM A HEAD INJURY NOW :bonk:
Husband: why not just throw them in the trash? that is much easier.
Wife: But their are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.
Husband: Honey, who ever fits into your clothes is far from starving.
HUSBAND IS RECOVERING FROM A HEAD INJURY NOW :bonk:
Pixguy
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VERY VERY SAD DAY.
A good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has been fired for ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money! Dude's still paying off school loans. Just goes to show you how ONE minor mistake can ruin your life He is a really great guy and one of the best veterinarians I know.
A good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has been fired for ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money! Dude's still paying off school loans. Just goes to show you how ONE minor mistake can ruin your life He is a really great guy and one of the best veterinarians I know.
sea2summit
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Mortician version is the one I remember
i7win7
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A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.
As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I said for you to marry a RICH Doctor! A RICH Doctor!"
As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I said for you to marry a RICH Doctor! A RICH Doctor!"
i7win7
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left anote for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door toclarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill mybathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young andbeautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes."
So he knocked on the door toclarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill mybathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young andbeautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes."
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Nice little town, everyone just passing through
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