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I'll defer to your experience.
My only data point is from the 80s, when a co-worker paid $20 for services delivered right to his cheap hotel room. The independent contractors must be cheaper than the brothels.
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My only data point is from the 80s, when a co-worker paid $20 for services delivered right to his cheap hotel room. The independent contractors must be cheaper than the brothels.
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Pixguy
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A woman goes into a dentist's office, and after her examination, the dentist says, “I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.”
Horrified, the woman replies, “Oh, no! I'd rather have a baby.”
To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind because I'll have to adjust the chair.”
Horrified, the woman replies, “Oh, no! I'd rather have a baby.”
To which the dentist replies, “Make up your mind because I'll have to adjust the chair.”
Pixguy
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It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"
Pixguy
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Two brunettes and a blonde walk into a bar. Stepping up to the bar the first brunette asks for a "W.W." The bartender not knowing what she wanted politely asked if she could explain just what a "W.W." is.
The brunette replied that it was a white wine.
The second brunette walks up to the bar and asks for a "V.S." The
bartender, a little perplexed now, looks at her and asks, "is this is stump the bartender night or what." The brunette giving a teasing smile tells the bartender that a "V.S." is a vodka sour. The bartender gave her the drink and she walked away.
The blonde steps up to the bar and giggling she asks for a "15." The
bartender, a little fed up with these ladies, rather rudely asks , "what
in the HECK a "15" is?!?" The blond promptly replies, "like, duh, you know...
a 7 and 7!"
The brunette replied that it was a white wine.
The second brunette walks up to the bar and asks for a "V.S." The
bartender, a little perplexed now, looks at her and asks, "is this is stump the bartender night or what." The brunette giving a teasing smile tells the bartender that a "V.S." is a vodka sour. The bartender gave her the drink and she walked away.
The blonde steps up to the bar and giggling she asks for a "15." The
bartender, a little fed up with these ladies, rather rudely asks , "what
in the HECK a "15" is?!?" The blond promptly replies, "like, duh, you know...
a 7 and 7!"
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A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew.
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Pixguy
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Two blonde girls were working
for the city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other
would follow behind her and fill the hole
in. They worked up one side
of the street, then down the other, then
moved on to the next street,
working furiously all day without rest, one
girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work,
but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger,
"I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting into your work,
but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow
behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed,
"Well, I suppose it probably looks odd
because we're normally a three-person team.
But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
for the city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other
would follow behind her and fill the hole
in. They worked up one side
of the street, then down the other, then
moved on to the next street,
working furiously all day without rest, one
girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work,
but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger,
"I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting into your work,
but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow
behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed,
"Well, I suppose it probably looks odd
because we're normally a three-person team.
But today the girl who
plants the trees called in sick."
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