Got Caught - How Embarrassing

   / Got Caught - How Embarrassing #1  

BigDave

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Yesterday, we had about an inch of snow on the ground in the morning with another inch or two predicted during the day. Since my car is uselesss with it's performance tires, I decided to take my 2wd truck to work after throwing some snow in the back for weight. I got to work with no problems, but the ride home was another story. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

The roads were perfectly clear until I reached our unplowed private road. I stopped a got the mail and then started up the hill but lost traction about half way up, a backed/slid down to the main road. Now some people say that I'm stubborn, and that may be true since I backed up a little bit and got a running start up the hill. Now this is a steep little hill rising about 30ft over a distance of about 150ft, or a good 20% grade. The second try, I made about 3/4 of the way up, but the I started slide on the way back down. The truck started sliding to the left instead of straight back. I cut the wheel, but it was now help, gravity and momentum were the only things in control. The bad part is that to the left is a steep drop-off - dropping 30ft over a horizontal distance of say 15ft. So as I was sliding backwards towards the ravine, I remembered to relax my arms & neck to prepare for a sudden drop and an immediate stop. Relaxed people fare better in accidents that tense people. I slid about half down the hill with the edge getting closer, when the truck stopped it's downward path suddenly and the front end began to pivot across the road. I guess it was conserving momentum. Finally the front end came to stop leaving perpendicular to the road. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Now, I've always wondered what it was like when a car teetering off th eside of a cliff...will I think I know what it feels like, or least the feel of not know knowing what position your vehicle is currently in. I took deep breath, and open my door and it look okay. I step out of the truck and took a look at my rear tire. There it was just sitting inches away from the steep drop-off. If I hung from my tailgate, my feet wouldn't have touched the ground. How did I stop? I walked around the truck...barely, this road was slippery. There it was, my right rear tire was embedded about a two feet into a frozen snow bank that I made during the big storm.

So, now I'm in one piece and my truck isn't totaled..so now time for the cover-up before any sees this 17ft long truck sprawled across this 12ft wide road. I hiked up the hill to fetch my tractor. I grabbed some chains, a come-along, and some boards. I fired up the tractor, and was about half-way down my driveway when I saw the misses hiking up the hill. I'm busted, but it get's worse, the neighbors are also blocked by my truck. When we got back down there, the neighbor's son had already hooked a chain from his truck to my truck. It took some manuevering and a whole lot of pulling on his part and tire spinning on my part, but he was successful. So now the freak traffic jam of our little road was cleared. The misses wasn't happy, but her attitude soon changed when she couldn't get up the hill with her front wheel drive car with new tires. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif So we put some chains on her car, and she makes it up the hill. I leave the truck on the main road for the night, and ride up the hill on the tractor.

The tally so far...I've saved face with the wife, the neighbors will have a chuckle or two at my expense, but I did dig them out during the big storm, and I owe the neighbor's a case of beer. My neck didn't get broken, the truck wasn't totaled, and I'll eat some crow at the next neighborhood get-together...not too bad so such a goof-up. BUT WAIT, I received a private message at TBN, while at least it was private, a fellow TBNer saw my truck straddled across the road. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif Now that's embarrassing. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
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How come everyone always seems to show up when you really don't want them too? It's like little messages are transendentally sent from you brain without your knowledge to everyone in the vicinity. Little messages like "dang, I hope no one comes by, at least until I get the heck outta here, especially anyone I know". Thats the cue everyone needs to get out and go find the idiot who sent it. This is something that happens to all of us in varying degrees of embarressment. Rat.
 
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My wife has never had a ticket in her life, until one day last fall. The police pulled her over right in front on my sisters house. My brother in law is not one you want seeing this. He did.

Murph
 
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<font color="blue">I remembered to relax my arms & neck to prepare for a sudden drop and an immediate stop.</font>

You have to wonder sometimes if having the time to prepare is harder on you than the accident. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

If you're ever on Interstate ten going past Palm Springs look north. You will see a big gash in a hill along side the freeway with a shelf at the bottom. It's about a hundred and fifty to two hundred yards up at a very steep angle.

Imagine sitting about two thirds up that puppy sideways in a hot rod CJ5. What happened was I'd ran up the side of the cut where it's sand with no problem. Back then we didn't have all the tire selections they have now for off roading. For running in the sand we used 10-15 implement tires, big old heavy monsters with just straight grooves.

On sand it wasn't a problem. I could head up a sand dune, stop, and then take off again throwing sand from all four wheels and go airborne over the top.

The cutout wasn't sand. It's hardpack that's had all the sand washed--blown off. On a dare I headed up it. About two thirds up I hid a little ridge no more than a foot high. It was enough to stop me. I dug in. I looked back and there was the freeway, Palm Springs, and forever to back down.

I made the ultimate boo boo under those circumstances I allowed a split second between the time I took my foot off the brake and the time I engaged the clutch. I rolled back and then hit the brakes, An even worse boo boo. The front wheels slid sideways. I now had a much better view of the freeway, Palm Springs, and mentally I was doing a little math of how many times I'd roll and if I'd land on the shelf or go all the way to the freeway.

The other four wheelers with me all agreed I had a problem but none of them knew what to do. I was too far from the top still for a winch line to pull me on up or at least straighten me out. It was decided the best thing for me to do was to just do it.

I remember my legs were shaking as I kept my foot on the brake and let off the clutch. I remembered old Granville King talking about not looking back when backing down a hill in a four wheeler. So I didn't. I looked straight up and let the motor do all the work. It was in low range and four wheel drive of course. And man was I glad for that aluminum flywheel!

I can't recall changing pants at the bottom. But I do remember no one getting real close with their congradulations either.
 
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Dave:

Next stop " Hollywood " as a stunt driver.

Egon
 
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Your hill sounds like my hill, and your "I can make it up if I just keep trying" mindset rings familiar too. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

One thing I have finally learned, a bucket of sand in the trunk is cheaper than blood pressure medicine, replacing tires prematurely and the cost of a full course crow dinner.

My brother in law seemed to always show up at that exact moment when I knew I shouldn't have tried to make it up the hill one last time. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he shows up to help pull me up the hill, but that bucket of sand doesn't repeat the incident at family get togethers.
 
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Glad you came out of that okay. I had always heard that time seems to slow down in a life or death situation. Until I experienced it myself I always thought it was an old wives tale. Unfortunately I have been able to experience it more than once.
The first time was when I was a 21 year old, indestructible, know everything, young man. I was into motocross bikes and they had just come into vogue. I had tore some gears up in the tranny and had disasembled and replaced the gears and decided to take it for a test spin. No helmet, just a tee shirt and no common sense. The bike ran good and I was heading back to the house, when I ran the front wheel into a hidden washout. Everything was in slow motion, what a weird sensation! I slowly lifted off the seat, cleared the handle bars and was flying through the air. I was thinking, "this is going to hurt", and it did! Hitting the ground and rolling like a bowling ball, I could see the bike tumbling after me when I was upside down. I was hoping the bike would not land on me.
I blacked out for a very short period of time and soon was able to get up and survey the damage. Hmmm, my tee shirt was gone, I was sure I was wearing one /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif. The skin on my arms, chest, back and face was all abraded and bleeding but I was alive and motivating. The crash had egg shapped the front wheel, but the bike would start and run. This was good, since I was in the bottoms five miles from home and all alone. Five miles on a bike with a concentric front wheel and feeling like you have been torched, tends to install a little wisdom.
I had to be in a wedding party the next day, my black eyes and skinned up face were a little noticeable. My wife had little sympathy for me, she didn't like me riding anyway. Unfortunately there are wedding pictures to remind me of a past day of stupidity. Now its just tractors and dozers. Old farts don't heal as fast as 21 year olds.
 
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I agree with the way things seem to slow down in an accident. I was going to work one morning in my beloved 87 Jeep Cherokee and on the 2 lane hiway an 18 wheeler ran out in the road I slid into him because theres a 25 foot drop off on the left side of the road and a car lot on the right with a pipe fence the looks like WroughtnHarv built lol. It took the fire dept. 55 minutes to extract me. I heard the cops sayin he fell asleep and struck the trck all the time the car hood was over the windshield I told them i could tell them the last 3 numbers of the truck plates, the numbers 903 have been pounded in my skull. That was the first day i had put my seat belt on before i got to the store where i get breakfast.

I saw a guy panic one time loading an older D7 cat with and angles blade he got to the front of the lowboy and the decellerator linkage broke. He instantly jumped when it hit the gooseneck of the lowboy its angle on the blade slid it off the side. the fun part was trying to catch a full throttled D7 in 2nd gear. Take care Taylor Lambert
 
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Well done Dave, Glad you got through that one. Hopefully, if we get through today and tomorrow morning, Carroll County is in for a warm up.
I had alot of ice on my driveway this AM, All the melting yesterday (we had 50 degrees on this side of New Windsor) and 19 degrees thismorning.
Catch ya later. . . .
 
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Steve,

The drive to the airport was fun today. Yesterday's melt and last night's hard freeze made for some random ice patches on the roads early this morning. No harrowing experiences, but I am ready for this winter to get over. I'm now in Wrought Iron Harv's neighborhood...it's a little warmer here. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Anyway, I'm slowly learning that Carroll County has a few TBNers online. The closest to me so far is in Taylorsville: less than 3 miles away.
 

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