For Sale Add Definitions

[WilliamBos]

7. "All new fluids"
Means "I added oil, but it's still a gallon low"

All new fluids in my shop, none of which are going in that tractor.

 

[Paystar]

What I hate is, when I offer to buy a tractor, for their price, not even dickering on that and you tell them right up front "I am driving 9 hours to get there, so if there are any issues or it's not what you claim let me know up front."
And they give you the "oh it's fully restored, perfect condition, paint is perfect"

Then you drive 9 hours to get there and it's not at all what they advertised.

 

[newbury]

rust free - no rust showing through the paint but you can have all the rust underneath for free
slight rust - you can only poke 1 finger through it

 

[scootr]

Lightly used .. and you find the hour meter is broken or disconnected.
Ready to work ...if you air up the tires, replace a few hoses, and start it with ether,

 

[Hay Dude]

“Starts right up” = the seller started it and ran it before you got there, but if you attempt to start it cold, it won’t start.

“Price is firm” until you show the seller the wad of cash in your hand, then suddenly it’s negotiable.

 

[akguy09]

Runs great...needs carb rebuilt

My personal Favorite. Runs Great....needs battery

 

[WVH1977]

"you will never find a better one of this age" = desperate to get sold.

 

[dusty3030]

Kabota for sale. Don't lowball me, I know what I got. Don't know how to read and write but I know what I got.

 

[Hay Dude]

“Kabota”

 

[eagle628]

"Run through shop"--took a shortcut through shop to get from one end of the yard to other. What, you thought we stopped and looked it over? Then it wouldn't have been a shortcut!