Florida

[Hillbilly]

The best parking place is determined by shade
> instead of distance.
>
> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
>
> You can make sun tea instantly.
>
> You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty
> good branding iron.
>
> The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little
> chilly.
>
> You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to
> steer your car.
>
> You discover that you can get sunburned through your
> car window.
>
> You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>
> You break into a sweat the instant you step outside
> at 7:30 a.m.
>
> Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
> knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and
> cook to death?"
>
> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
> The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out
> of the ground.
>
> The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do
> is pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.
>
> Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to
> keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
>
> The cows are giving evaporated milk.
>
> The trees are whistling for the dogs.

 

[cstocks]

Sounds just like Texas!