Yep, Mike, any milk cow's a lot of trouble, but a dairy is another matter entirely. We milked our cows at about 5:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m., but when we visited Dad's best friend's family, we'd help with the milking at the dairy, and of course that was in the days when it was all done by hand, and they milked at noon and midnight; something to do with delivery schedules, I think. And for 3 or 4 guys to milk over a hundred cows was not something I'd want to do regularly. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif I understand the dairies now milk 3 times a day instead of two; i.e., every 8 hours. Does anyone know whether that's true everywhere now?
And one thing I do remember well is that each cow has her own personality, just like humans and many other animals. My Dad bought a Jersey cow named Popeye when I was 5 years old. Popeye was a good milk cow, and Dad did most of the milking, but at the time, he was driving a truck selling and delivering welding supplies and spent one night a week out of town, so Wednesday night and Thursday morning Mother had to do the milking. Now Mother was a city girl, who had learned to milk cows and goats as a teenager, but never got over being about half scared of the animals, and Popeye would fight and terrorize her. When Dad asked the guy he bought the cow from, the guy said the only thing he could figure was that Popeye had never seen a woman wearing a skirt or dress, and my Mother never wore pants or slacks in those days. But with men and kids Popeye was gentle as a lamb. So when Mother had to milk Popeye, she'd wait out of sight while I went in the barn, put feed in the trough and had Popeye in there eating, then I'd stand beside her head and pet her so she couldn't turn her head and see Mother come in, do the milking, and get up and leave. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Popeye produced a heifer calf that grew up as a family pet, and naturally got the name of Sweet Pea. So when Sweet Pea started producing milk, Dad sold Popeye, much to the delight of my Mother. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif