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Excerpts from a Cowboy\'s Guide to Life
Excerpts from a Cowboy's Guide to Life......Author Unknown
• Your fences need to be horse high, pig
tight, and bull strong.
• Life is not about how fast you run, or
how high you climb, but how well you
bounce.
• Life is simpler when you plough around
the stump.
• A bumblebee is considerably faster than
a John Deere tractor.
• Words that soak into your ears are
whispered, not yelled.
• Forgive your enemies. It messes up their
heads.
• Do not corner something that you know
is meaner than you.
• It don't take a very big person to carry a
grudge.
• You cannot unsay a cruel word...
• Every path has a few puddles.
• When you wallow with pigs, expect to
get dirty.
• The best sermons are lived, not
preached.
• Most of the stuff people worry about
ain't never gonna happen anyway...
• Remember that silence is sometimes the
best answer.
• Live a good, honorable life. Then when
you get older and think back, you'll
enjoy it a second time.
• Don't interfere with something that ain't
bothering' you none.
• It's better to be a has-been than a neverwas.
• The easiest way to eat crow is while it's
still warm.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first
thing to do is stop diggin'.
• If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a
look back every now and then to make
sure it's still there with ya.
• Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you
can chew; your mouth is probably a
whole lot bigger'n you think.
• You can't tell how good a man or a
watermelon is 'till they get thumped'.
• Never, Never, miss a good opportunity
to shut up.
Excerpts from a Cowboy's Guide to Life......Author Unknown
• Your fences need to be horse high, pig
tight, and bull strong.
• Life is not about how fast you run, or
how high you climb, but how well you
bounce.
• Life is simpler when you plough around
the stump.
• A bumblebee is considerably faster than
a John Deere tractor.
• Words that soak into your ears are
whispered, not yelled.
• Forgive your enemies. It messes up their
heads.
• Do not corner something that you know
is meaner than you.
• It don't take a very big person to carry a
grudge.
• You cannot unsay a cruel word...
• Every path has a few puddles.
• When you wallow with pigs, expect to
get dirty.
• The best sermons are lived, not
preached.
• Most of the stuff people worry about
ain't never gonna happen anyway...
• Remember that silence is sometimes the
best answer.
• Live a good, honorable life. Then when
you get older and think back, you'll
enjoy it a second time.
• Don't interfere with something that ain't
bothering' you none.
• It's better to be a has-been than a neverwas.
• The easiest way to eat crow is while it's
still warm.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first
thing to do is stop diggin'.
• If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a
look back every now and then to make
sure it's still there with ya.
• Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you
can chew; your mouth is probably a
whole lot bigger'n you think.
• You can't tell how good a man or a
watermelon is 'till they get thumped'.
• Never, Never, miss a good opportunity
to shut up.
