Ever buy a toaster?

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It is a sad state of affairs really. The old toaster has this habit of not shutting off, plus because I mainly toast sourdough pieces that are too long- thought it time for an upgrade to a long slot model. With my cup of joe and a laptop found this is a rabbit hole and there ain't nothin' shiny at the bottom. Look at what folks ***** review and as you read on it either toasts half the bread, won't eject the toast after a week or start on fire. Good grief Charlie Brown!
 
/ Ever buy a toaster? #2  
While you're shopping for toasters you may wish to give some thought to a small toaster oven for those over size slices.
 
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Read enough reviews and you will never buy anything.

No kidding! Heck, this was going to be a quick and easy thing. A comedian, John Pinette talked about buying a toaster in one of his routines. It was funny. But dang, it's also the truth! John Pinette - Toaster - YouTube
 
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Just bought a Breville A Bit More 2 Slice Toaster and it works great! the slots are 1.25" (about) wide and very long google it and you'll get all the specs. Not a cheap machine though, but like all Breville products great quality.
 
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They don't make the toaster I want (that figures!). Four slice, long for Munich Style Rye Bread. No such thing,
 
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They don't make the toaster I want (that figures!). Four slice, long for Munich Style Rye Bread. No such thing,

I also love that style rye bread . . . go for a toaster oven.
 
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Toaster oven just doesn't compare to a toaster. It kind of dries the bread out more.
 
/ Ever buy a toaster? #12  
I thought the whole idea was to insert bread and walk away. Prepare the other part of your meal. lol
 
/ Ever buy a toaster? #15  
Don't forget to buy the Wi-Fi, BlueTooth version.
With all the special bells and whistles.

OH, it's also got to be Amazon/Alexa link capable.
What will the neighbors think?

LOL
 
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Flip the Omlette.
 
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It should have a clock and calendar that you have to set after every power blip too. Plus passwords that you can't leave at ADMIN, ADMIN.
 
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Now, you have really messed with my head. That would make sense. Only take one out when I am alone, but take both out for when my lady friend is here. Somehow that seems worse than doing two runs of toast in a row, the bad part being, one person starts to eat first before the toast gets cold.
 
 
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