scruffy
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A little translation for some of those hard to figure out phrases!
FARM PUTER' TALK ! ! ! !
LOG ON: .........................................Makin' a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: .......................................Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: ....................................Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: ................................Gettin' the farwood off the truk.
MEGA HERTZ: ..............................Win yer not keerful gettin' the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: ...............................Whatcha git frum tryin' ti keery too much farwood.
RAM: ...............................................That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: ...............................Gettin' home in the winter time.
PROMPT: ........................................Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: .....................................Whut to shut when it be cold outside.
SCREEN: .........................................Whut to shut when it be blak fly season.
BYTE: ........................................... ...Whut dem flys do.
CHIP: ............................................ ...Munchies fer watchin TV.
MICRO CHIP: .................................Whut's in the munchie bag.
MODEM: .........................................Whatcha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: ................................Ol' Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: .........................................Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: ...................................Whar ya hang the keys.
SOFTWARE: ....................................Dem plastic farks an' knifs.
MOUSE: ...........................................Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME: ................................Whut holds up the barn ruf.
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: ....When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
MOUSE PAD: ..................................That there hippie talk fer the rat hole.
FARM PUTER' TALK ! ! ! !
LOG ON: .........................................Makin' a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: .......................................Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: ....................................Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: ................................Gettin' the farwood off the truk.
MEGA HERTZ: ..............................Win yer not keerful gettin' the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: ...............................Whatcha git frum tryin' ti keery too much farwood.
RAM: ...............................................That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: ...............................Gettin' home in the winter time.
PROMPT: ........................................Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: .....................................Whut to shut when it be cold outside.
SCREEN: .........................................Whut to shut when it be blak fly season.
BYTE: ........................................... ...Whut dem flys do.
CHIP: ............................................ ...Munchies fer watchin TV.
MICRO CHIP: .................................Whut's in the munchie bag.
MODEM: .........................................Whatcha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: ................................Ol' Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: .........................................Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: ...................................Whar ya hang the keys.
SOFTWARE: ....................................Dem plastic farks an' knifs.
MOUSE: ...........................................Whut eats the grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME: ................................Whut holds up the barn ruf.
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: ....When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
MOUSE PAD: ..................................That there hippie talk fer the rat hole.
