that's funny i'm the same only different, I've never had a problem starting a fight when i speak Spanish.I'm an old Boy Scout. I've never had a problem starting a fire.
I do the egg carton with sawdust and candle wax. I have never tried pinecones; do you treat them with anything or just light them? I will have to try them sometime.Im not a fan of burning oil or fuel inside my woodstove. A cleaner approach is white birch bark, pine cones, and cotton balls.