Daughter nearly choked to death.

[RSKY]

Youngest daughter and her family were sitting eating supper a couple nights ago. The eight year old grandson calmly said, "Guess what".

My daughter answered, "What".

"I think I'm growing hair on my balls".

Took her a few minutes to unchoke herself while my son in law just sat there with his head in his hands.

Life with kids.

RSKY

 

[tacticalturnip]

Oh Lord, lol.

 

[Engineer42]

I believe I'd have had to leave the table to cover my laughter.

 

[oldnslo]

And did grandpa get blamed for that?

 

[dmccarty]

THANK YOU! I needed a good laugh today!

 

[Darth_DMack]

When our youngest daughter was about eight, I believe... I was picking her up from school, just me, she sat in the back seat of my truck... on the way home she asks, out of the blue... "What is a Blow J(middle letter left out)b?"

I was in the middle of taking a swig from my coffee cup, and immediately spit it all out over my steering wheel and dash board...

She sat there in the back seat, waiting for my response.

LOL... Kids!

 

[bigtiller]

My grandmother died when I was about 6. A day or two later, the older neighborhood kid told me where tomato juice came from. I was anxious to show Dad how smart I was.

So at the dinner table I said "Deanne told me where tomato juice comes from".

Dad said "where?"

I said "dead peoples blood."

My folks had an expression on their face that I had never seen before.

 

[dmccarty]

When our youngest daughter was about eight, I believe... I was picking her up from school, just me, she sat in the back seat of my truck... on the way home she asks, out of the blue... "What is a Blow J(middle letter left out)b?"

I was in the middle of taking a swig from my coffee cup, and immediately spit it all out over my steering wheel and dash board...

She sat there in the back seat, waiting for my response.

LOL... Kids!

Sooooo......

What was your response?

 

[civilian]

I originally read that as "eyeballs". But the responses made me go back and reread it. Great laugh for the wife and I. Thanks, Jon