Cure for tractoritis?

   / Cure for tractoritis? #11  
No cure.. but it can be treated. Sometimes the treatments are expensive though ( treatments = tractor project )

I'm undergoing some agressive therapy myself right now... ! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif ( If only my insurance coverd it!!! )

Soundguy
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #12  
For those of us who used to suffer from chaseheritits, the tractor therapy turned into nothing more than another crutch, but the tractoritis combined with the implementitis has turned out to be a little less expensive than the the chaseheritis was, but is fast catching up!
There is no real known treatment at this time, but some psychiatrists are reommending joining a self help group such as tractorbynet. Just goes to show you, they're the nuts! John
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #13  
I have been in rehabilitation for about 1 month. Recovery was going quite well until today. Received my latest copy of Compact Equipment. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Included with it is a 80 page Attachment Buyer's Guide. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #14  
For TRACTORITIUS, the best medication is to buy one, then keep looking for another one. now on the downside as with all medications there are some side effects, the worst side effect to this medication i s ringing in the ears(caused by wife yelling) this can be offset with a very strong dose of HONEYCILLIN this is where you swear that you only bought the tractor for her, so you can more easily do her wishes then you say see HONEY i did it for you /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #15  
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For TRACTORITIUS, the best medication is to buy one, then keep looking for another one. </font>


Hi, my name is BOB and I have tractoritius. Just today I called a guy about an antique JD crawler. Good thing the lovely Mrs_Bob wasn't home. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif But hey, she approved the construction of a small barn so I consider that she gave me permission to buy a new toy!;)
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #16  
Cajun from a guy that has walked in your shoes let me tell you that you dont have tractoritis. You have been missdiagnosed (sp) What you have is a common case of TRACTOR FEVER nothing more & nothing less !!

The only cure is to buy a machine, or keep hanging around TBN and keep whishing for one.
Trade in your wifes car & ring for one, you wont regret it ! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Ernie
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #17  
waht we need are point of view pictures of tractors from the seat with realistic engine nioses
this may cure maybe on a temporary basis the tractoritis and not have the side affect of emptywalletitis /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #18  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( side affect of emptywalletitis )</font>

So.. just how long can a person survive on ramen noodles, hot water and ketchup? /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Soundguy
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #19  
15 years and counting.........
 
   / Cure for tractoritis? #20  
ya'll left out the drug sweeping the rural and back water parts of the nation.
It's called Cracktor- Severe need of at 1hr or more per day of seat time in any tractor type vehicle. Preferable with FEL and other attchments.

Symptoms of with drawl- Grumpy all day, Shaking hands(need to grip a wheel and lever), Making tractor noise's while a sleep.(my wife thinks it's snoring). Can't get comfortable in the lazy boy.( it just doesn't sit like the tractor).
Obsession with tractor shows and toys. While shopping with the wife for cloths all you consider is will it look good with the tractor. The abilty to home in on a tractor or empliments for sale within miles of any spot you happin to be at. Always scanning the side of the road and exits on the highway for tractors or equipment....

This list goes on and on. as a constant sufferer of this and being one who travel 70% of the time I can tell you. I have sat on many a tractor thru out the country. Even just a few minutes make the whole week better... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Although is it cheatting if you get seat time on any tractor but the one at home?
 

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