Cure for tractoritis?

CajunRider · Jan 30, 2005

A month ago I was looking to buy a tractor. Due to some delay, I don't need it and can't store it if I have it for another 6 months. Yet I continue to comb the internet, searching for specs, prices,reliability info etc., and have TBN on my PC **** near permanently. I think I have obsessive, compulsive tractoritis. Any suggestion for a cure is welcome.

BTW, this post is only half in jest. The other half is true, I am spending way more time here than I can really afford.

RoyJackson · Jan 30, 2005

Sorry, there is no cure...except to buy that tractor...

But, it's harmless fun dreaming (unless you're spending too much time on tractor sites when you should be working or doing more productive tasks).

mark777 · Jan 30, 2005

Seems to be terminal. Even perscribing a tractor for the cure is temporary. The long term effects of implementitus stay with you forever /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

txdon · Jan 30, 2005

For Tractoritis have you Doctor prescribe Seatimecillin. It's only side effect is TBNitis.
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GRUMPA · Jan 30, 2005

Here I thought tractoritis was bad till you brought up implementitus. Best stick with tractoritis its alot cheaper than implementitus as I'm finding out. Although if you ask my wife she'll say the only cure for me is to stay off the internet. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

txdon · Jan 30, 2005

Grumpa you are right. I should have just left my Tractoritis alone. That Seattimecillin has cased the following:
Impletmentitus
enlargement of my gragebarnitis
tooltitis
greasegunitis
compressoritis
weldenitis

I have to take so many medications now. So be happy with your tractoritis and stay away from those (drug/tractor) Dealers who think they have the cure.

Wonder if my Insurance will pay for any of my medications. Yes they are necessary.

Glenn9643 · Jan 30, 2005

Look at the delay as a blessing. You have additional time to learn about the subject and what you really need or want. You'll probably be looking around everywhere you go at tractors and implements, and perhaps you'll come across an opportunity that you can't pass up during this time. Seems like the only bargains I ever run upon are just after I made a large purchase in a hurry and didn't have the available funds!

CajunRider · Jan 30, 2005

( For Tractoritis have you Doctor prescribe Seatimecillin. It's only side effect is TBNitis.
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That's why I am still ailing! No Seatimecillin available for a few months. Samples medicine is not available readily.

CajunRider · Jan 30, 2005

( Grumpa you are right. I should have just left my Tractoritis alone. That Seattimecillin has cased the following:
Impletmentitus
enlargement of my gragebarnitis
tooltitis
greasegunitis
compressoritis
weldenitis

I have to take so many medications now. So be happy with your tractoritis and stay away from those (drug/tractor) Dealers who think they have the cure.
)

Egad!
Didn't know that Tractoritis is simply a gateway illness. What have I gotten myself into? Come to think of it, LadyRider is catching it too. I caught her looking at a 56 acre lot last night! GrandaLottaritis!

txdon · Jan 30, 2005

"No Seatimecillin available for a few months" 

Well, If you want to cross the border to your west, I may be able to slip you a couple of doses. However, I must warn you that you will only want more and you will probably stop by a Dealer on your way home. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 "LadyRider is catching it too. I caught her looking at a 56 acre lot last night! GrandaLottaritis!"

Oh no, So sorry to hear about LadyRider's GrandaLottaritis, I hear that will really inflame the Tractoritis.