Gotta see the picts of the spud arch!
We had a few crop circles a few years back. The local new paper interviewed some one named lord something or other, the owner of the local crystal shop. He said he could channel the aliens that were creating the crop circles with some blah blah blah.
The funny part was when they interviewed the sheriff on the next day. Sheriff advised the crystal shop owner to communicate to the aliens that, "them farmers are pretty upset with the loss of the crops and may use a shot gun filled with rock salt on them aliens, if they catch them in their fields."