Common sayings that are wrong or butchered

   / Common sayings that are wrong or butchered #321  
Years ago I had TVs for sale in a brown plastic cabinet. Sometimes people would see them and read the label saying: "Look! It has a STIMULATED wood cabinet!".
 
   / Common sayings that are wrong or butchered #323  
Ambulance
Here people say "Ammalance"
 
   / Common sayings that are wrong or butchered #326  
I heard a saying in Maine yesterday that I hadn't heard in a long time.

"Sorry, did I piss in your cornflakes?"
 
   / Common sayings that are wrong or butchered #327  
I grew up where a "chester" drawers was a bureau.
 
   / Common sayings that are wrong or butchered #328  
Sauna pronounced "sowna" or "sawna"
 
   / Common sayings that are wrong or butchered #329  
   / Common sayings that are wrong or butchered #330  
Why did the apple cross the road?....... To get to the other cider of the road.
 
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