Christmas Present for my Cows

[MacLawn]

Well Jesse, I'll be a suckeggedmule, it's a cattle binder, eh? Bind them kicking rascals up so ye can give'em shots, etc., eh? Wha' won't they think of next! But I reckon if ye've been kicked by them feisty heifers, ye'd need that thingamajig. Reckon it'd work good for cutting a bull's nuts off too, right?

Oh, and to show my support, both my trucks have EAT BEEF tags on the front, courtesy of Mississippi Cattlemen's Association.