Bush or Gore

[scruffy]

I will heartily concur with Gerard and Bird, the VP's are much more viable than the POTUS candidates.

 

[Anonymous Poster]

Bush or Gore....tweedle-dumb or tweedle-dee. I'm voting for Nader!

 

[glennmac]

In anticipation of my upcoming topic on tractor limericks, I hereby give a neutral, unbiased, objective and accurate summary of the group consensus on the candidates so far:

The former Senator Gore
Was merely a political bore,
But with new earth-tone suits
And phony tractoring roots,
He's now a political *****.

The appropriate response is a pained groan.

Glenn

 

[richh]

Glenn ,no way i can take any credit for that.My daugther sent it to me from school. She also found it very sad.I hope everyone enjoys it for what it is, didn't want to ruffle any feathers but alot of truth rings through, thats the sad part. I found that i liked the VP'S better also.
Rich

 

[richh]

Good one! Glenn

 

[Jeff_In_NC]

All of us folks that enjoy our tractorsmust remember Al would like to see the internal combustion engine eliminated. I guess MarkCh had better get started on that fuel cell retrofit.....

BUSH
jeff_in_nc

 

[MChalkley]

No need, Jeff - Al's invented it already. If he's elected, he's going to make sure a new "earth care" plan is passed. Everybody gets a tractor of his choice (complete with the fuel cell power he invented), a copy of his new farming "how to" book, and a connection to "his" Internet, so we can get up-to-date info from his new web sites. (Sorry, but Tractorbynet will be done away with - it has too many Bush proponents on it.)

No, I can't stand it. It's all a lie. I made it all up. I must've caught PLS (Pathological Liar's Syndrome) during the 15-seconds I saw of him during the debate before I had to run to the bathroom to vomit.

MarkC

 

[glennmac]

This country was founded by people who risked their lives, families and fortunes for one overriding reason: to live in a nation where they could practice and freely discuss religion and politics.

This thread is already the most viewed and replied-to topic in the Off Topic forum, and I am impressed how we all have managed to express strong views while remaining eminently civil, respectful and humorous.

Glenn