BULL STORY

[scruffy]

I gleaned the following off of my email:

WHAT WAS I TO DO?
Out for a walk one afternoon I came upon a fence around a cow
pasture.
On this fence was a sign that stated "Beware of the Bull".
Now I am not one to doubt the warnings on signs but it did seem to
be a shortcut across the pasture to where I wanted to go. I looked
very carefully in every direction and no bull did I see.
Weighing the decision extremely well, it seemed that crossing this
cow pasture was a safe thing to do, since I could see no bull.
Anyway this bull may not be that bad after all.
About half way across the pasture, I spotted the bull. It was the
biggest and meanest looking bull that I had ever seen. He had
long sharp horns and was coming straight towards me. My one stroke
of luck was that evidently this bull hadn't seen me yet.
I looked around very quickly and much to my dismay there was not a
tree enough to climb anywhere close enough to be of any help to me.
The only thing there were some bushes. However one of the bushes was large
enough to hide behind. I had to make a decision quickly before the bull saw
me.
What was I to do?
GET BEHIND A BUSH ..... OR GET GORED!

 

[rsislo]

Great story I just emailed it to all my friends and family.

 

[TWINKLE_TOES]

I wooda whooped him with ma cane!