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It's talk like a pirate day....! Arrrrrrrrrrrr......!
Avast ye scurvy dogs...
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A pirate goes into a bar with a paper towel stuck to his forehead. The bartender says, "What's up with the paper towel?" The pirate says, "Arrrrr...............................there's a Bounty on me head." ...!
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Did you hear about the pirate suffering from scurvy...his attempts to cure it were fruitless...! arrrrrrrr!
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Another "international day" that didn't catch on so well was "Smell Like a Pirate Day"...! arrrrrrr!
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What kind of socks do pirates wear?....Arrrrrrrgyle...arrrrr!
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Pirates think, therefore they arrrrr....!
nbking
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Why are pirates angry? Cause they RRRRRRR
nbking
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What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet? You might think it's the R but it is the C
Halftrack
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A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. He kinda of waddles his way over to the bar and works his way onto a barstool. Bartender comes over and he orders a rum. Bartender comments, "you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch" and the pirate replies, "rrrrrr and she be driven me nuts."
2LaneCruzer
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Why can't pirates wear sunglasses?
Because they have no buccaneers!