As I was standing in the checkout line at a local convenience store...

[Fuddy1952]

Well...since this started out as convenience store food, and hopefully to bring a little humor, I remember one a fellow from Georgia told many years ago.
Back in the 60s he said his parents took him to a local carnival one hot summer day. Being 15 at the time he wandered off not wanting to hang around his parents.
After a while he decided to get a soda and something to eat so he walks over to a hot dog stand. (I'll choose my words carefully ). There was this slightly rotund young lady facing the other way and this boy says "I'd like a corndog with mustard please". He said she turns around and she's very pretty and well-endowed, hot day so she's wet.
He said she grabs a corndog, runs it down her cleavage, dunks it in mustard handing it to him with a great big grin.

 

[Jstpssng]

Ok, since we seem to be headed back to the original topic;
I used to like Ben&Jerry's ice cream, it was a treat when I allowed myself to spend the extra money for it. One day we were coming back from a landscaping job and stopped at a convenience store/truck stop before jumping on the highway for the 120 mile ride home. I grabbed a pint of ice cream and we headed down the interstate. I didn't open it for a few miles, to let it soften a bit.
When I removed the cover I discovered that somebody had previously taken it off, taken a bite out of the ice cream (you could see the teeth marks in the product and carton) then put it back. Needless to say I didn't eat it, and was pretty hungry by the time we got to Bangor.

A year later I had taken a job and relocated about 75 miles east of that store. I went into another branch of the same chain and bought a pint of Ben&Jerry's. After returning home I discovered that somebody had removed the cover, run a finger through the ice cream, and put it back.
That was in 1991, I haven't eaten Ben and Jerry's since.

 

[ovrszd]

That's been a "cool thing" to do for years. It has been rekindled. Now kids do it with anything that isn't seal packaged.

Wouldn't you like to catch a kid doing that...….

 

[5030]

My wife's elderly aunt stayed with us for the month of January as she lives in Greece and was here on vacation. I never witnessed her washing her hands, but constantly saw her picking her nose. And my wife pleaded with her to shower at least a couple of times.

My wife spent the entire month trying to keep her aunt from "helping" with the cooking...

In high school there was a gal who recycled her boogers. She was pretty too but everyone called her 'booger breath'. Nasty people everywhere.