Afgan terrorist school

[Mike_Dumond]

Politically correct humor? Letter from George W. to Al Gore.

Dear Al,
We found some more votes, You win. When do you want to take over?
Sincerely, George

Keep the greasy side down.
Mike

 

[Richard]

I LIKE that one Mike

Richard

 

[ronjhall]

Mike
Good one./w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif But it won't be long and somebody will be offended that you mentioned Algore on this forum./w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[GlueGuy]

Well, I for one am offended that no one has mentioned Elizabeth Dole. /w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif

The GlueGuy

 

[GlueGuy]

Re: Al-Qaida terrorist school

I think I'll go along with BobT part way. Since the Afgans are probably unwilling hosts to this whole tragedy, we ought to put the joke at the feet of the real perpetrators, the Al-Qaida.

That's all I have to say. I'm a sissy. Ask Harv.

The GlueGuy

 

[scruffy]

Re: Al-Qaida terrorist school

Hey guys, my 13 y.o. says I ain't got no humor! /w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif So there ya go, straight from an expert. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

 

[Hillbilly]

What me worry?

Alfred E Neuman

 

[Mike_Dumond]

Richard, I changed it a bit to make it more PC.

Keep the greasy side down.
Mike

 

[Harv]

Re: Al-Qaida terrorist school

<font color=blue>I'm a sissy. Ask Harv.</font color=blue>

This thread is about having a sense of humor, Bill.

You pass. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[TWINKLE_TOES]

Re: Al-Qaida terrorist school

Now that's funny/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

If you can't laugh at life, then you will choke on it!

Al

 

[RPM]

Re: Al Gore and being offended by mention of his name

Hey - talk about a bad time for Albert to go and grow a beard!!

Patrick

 

[RPM]

Here's a few more jokes floating around in email. I have deleted the ones which I absolutely know would get this post censored.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What does ***** bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

 

[Alan L.]

I saw a lot of humor there. Richard Gere might be offended, but I doubt he owns a tractor.

Alan L., TX

 

[Hillbilly]

Good one /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif