Act of stupidity (mine)

   / Act of stupidity (mine) #11  
More than once I've filled my chainsaw, forgot to put the caps back on, picked it up and dumped gas and bar oil on me and/or the ground.

Wife bought me a new chain saw for Christmas and the first time I started to use it I did exactly that, poured gas all down my leg.
 
   / Act of stupidity (mine) #12  
Ever put the bar oil in the gas? Or put a chain on backwards?
 
   / Act of stupidity (mine) #13  
Yes to the chain on backwards. (And once on a circular saw blade).
Yesterday, I moved a big ol heavy oak round up to the front yard for my wife to put flower pot on. Probably 300 lbs and 30” across. As I dumped it off the loader, I had the bright idea of tipping it so I could roll it into place.
As it hit vertical, the slight slope towards the road magnetically grabbed it and away she went! Jumping off the tractor and trying to bull wrestle it to a stop nearly broke my **** arm. Then looked at the tractor as it slowly rolled back to the level driveway as I’m pushing this thing back up the hill.

All is well now but things were tense for a minute. Nobody saw me so doesn’t count!
 
   / Act of stupidity (mine) #15  
not me, but my nephew decided to throw cups of gasoline on a fire that wasn't burning good.. I yelled at him good, and reminded him for a week after that!..
 
   / Act of stupidity (mine) #16  
Ever put the bar oil in the gas? Or put a chain on backwards?
there's a big thread about it here somewhere. the guy that bought it from the pawn shop thought it was junk for parts, then realized what happened, and got it running..
 
   / Act of stupidity (mine)
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#17  
I try to clean things up around the farm... my father in law & uncle in law (both now deceased) were not going to ever do it AND, frankly, they were too fragile to try.

Cutting some kudzo monster growth by the barn one day, I backed into something metallic.... looked around and viola, I found a small trailer!!!

Rusted to heck. We were going to take some things to the dump so thought I'd add it. pulled it across the farm to the house. My wife's uncle had his "farm truck" (the kind with grass growing on different parts of the hood)

Truck was fairly full. I wrapped a chain around the small trailer and using my backhoe, hoisted it to the top of the pile in the truck.

Turns out that trailer was MUCH MUCH heavier than anticipated.....as I lowered it into the truck, the side of the truck just creaked & groaned as it got bent outwards at about a 45 degree angle.

Oh, crap..... now what have I done? I'm going to have to buy a multi-hundred dollar truckbed for a truck that at BEST is worth $14.53 (thing really was beat to snot)

Went to Uncle in law to fess up, he said he couldn't care less....can I bend it back?

Took hoe and put bucket on outside of truckbed and pushed. Bent that sucker a slight bit past vertical.....and it sprung back into place.

Truck is still here on the farm. Now that you know the story, you wouldn't be able to see the damage!

Dodged one there.

Oh, and my brother in law came over with a heavy duty flatbed and we put this trailer on it. Turns out the trailer was home made or something.... and instead of just having a rod for an axle, they used an old truck axle for it (or something like that) it was built like a freaking tank.
 
   / Act of stupidity (mine) #18  
Richard,
If that's the biggest F. U. you make, consider yourself unbelievably fortunate by my family standards. I think we're the only family that can take a 10 minute job and turn it into 4 days...

You were VERY wise to go after the cap inside the tank. My neighbor just spent 2 weeks trying to decipher why he wasn't getting fuel to the injector rail. Dealer came out 3 times to try different stuff. Long story short, there was a plastic disk left by the factory, that had indeed lodged right over the intake for the fuel line coming out of the tank. If you didn't get it now, you'd have to tear the thing apart again in 2 days. And that would have made you even "happier".

Thanx for sharing
 
   / Act of stupidity (mine) #19  
One of the first things I did when I got my new machine is use the teeth on my rock bucket to put an air-line pass-through port in the side of my garage. :thumbsup:
 

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